Thursday, May 2, 2024

Bathroom Reads #7: KING PULP by Paul A. Woods

 

Today’s topic of discussion revolves around my fascination towards the film director Quentin Tarantino. I first became interested in Tarantino (both his life and work) sometime in the first half of 1997. Why? I’m not entirely sure. I know I had the hots for Uma Thurman at the time and I remember that back in the 90s her image on the famous Pulp Fiction movie poster was very ubiquitous (for example, the local video rental store we went to back in the day had a Pulp Fiction poster on display). And I remember some of my classmates talking about the movie in high school every now and then, which further stoked my interest. The thing was, at the time our parents were very strict about what kind of films my brothers and I could watch, the rule being that we could start watching more adult films when we were 18 . . . and I was around 16-17 when I became interested in Tarantino. In fact, I purchased the Pulp Fiction screenplay from a Waldenbooks at Lincoln Mall in June of ’97, around the time I had my 17th birthday, the summer before I started senior year in high school. It seems weird to me now, but I was so obsessed with this director whose work I had never even seen that I actually read the screenplay some months before I saw the actual film, though in November of that same year (even though neither of us were yet 18) our parents relented and let me and one of my younger brothers finally watch the movie (fun fact: around the same time we also saw the well-cast Tarantino rip-off 2 Days in the Valley). That kind of opened the floodgates: soon enough I had also seen Reservoir Dogs, and in January 1998 my mom took one of my brothers and me to see Jackie Brown at the cinema (as it was still in theaters at that point, having only been released the previous December). I also began collecting some of his other screenplays, along with buying the CD soundtracks, and any book I could find dealing with Tarantino.

Earlier I mentioned how it was strange that my first exposure to Pulp Fiction was via the written word, but in one sense it was also appropriate, what with the literary flourishes that Tarantino brings to his films (indeed, I know a fair amount of fellow writers who admire Tarantino, and I suspect it might be for those aforementioned literary flourishes: the way his films are often divided into chapters like most novels do, his at times non-linear structures and use of flashbacks, things like that). I can’t say Tarantino was the first film director I idolized: as a typical 80s kid, at an early age I gravitated towards George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, and in truth (as I've noted in the past on this blog) my earliest ambition was to be a film director. But with Tarantino, not only was there the added bonus that he also wrote his own films (which the writer in me admired), but he also had a cool/hip factor that, to me at least, was a new thing (I also think that, like Bret Easton Ellis, he’s far more intelligent/erudite than his inarticulate public image often suggests). Certainly he had a big impact on my life as an artist: before I read the Pulp Fiction screenplay, the books I was writing in high school up to that point were all plot, plot, plot: but with Tarantino’s films I saw that not everything you did in a work of fiction had to just advance the story forward . . . I realized that you could also have characters just hanging out and bullshittin’ with each other about pop culture. In a funny sort of way, even though my novel Harlem Smoke was conceived and marketed as my Lovecraft novel, in some regards it was also kind of a subconscious Tarantino-inspired project, in that a lot of the book is really just characters hanging out and shooting the shit (much like the first half of Jackie Brown, my favorite Tarantino movie): I even brought back the character of Iris Brant, the star of my 1998 novel Arthouse (which was one of the first of my post-Tarantino books). It was also through Tarantino that I got interested in indie films in general (and really, the 90s was a great period for indie films), which led me in turn to discover the work of the Coen Brothers and David Lynch (again, in 1998).

Today’s featured book in my ongoing Bathroom Reads series wasn’t the first book on Tarantino’s life and career I ever purchased: that would be Quentin Tarantino: Shooting From The Hip by Wensley Clarkson, which I got shortly after the Pulp Fiction screenplay, at the very same Waldenbooks. And yet, while I’ll still flip through the Clarkson book every now and then out of nostalgia, I don’t do it as an annual bathroom read like I do today’s book, which is King Pulp: The Wild World of Quentin Tarantino, by Paul A. Woods (first published in 1996, expanded in 1998: for the curious, the writer also did a book on David Lynch for the same publisher, which I can also recommend). I’m not quite sure when I got this book, but I believe it was at a Borders sometime in 1998. Bad cover art/unflattering photo of Quentin aside, it’s a decent enough summary of Tarantino’s 90s output, divided into 8 hefty chapters, with a generous selection of (mostly black & white) photographs. Chapter 1 deals with Tarantino’s early years and upbringing, his time working at Video Archives, his early screenwriting attempts, and so on. Chapter 2 deals with Reservoir Dogs, Chapter 3 revolves around True Romance, Chapter 4 concerns itself with his various movie influences (including a long and fascinating section on Italian exploitation movies), Chapter 5 is about Pulp Fiction, Chapter 6 tackles Natural Born Killers, Chapter 7 investigates some of his post-Pulp work (including Four Rooms and From Dusk Till Dawn: I confess I’ve yet to see the latter), while the final chapter is all about Jackie Brown. In other words, perhaps it is a bit outdated (though I think a third edition may have been released in 2005, covering the Kill Bill films), but still of interest to anyone interested in all things Tarantino.


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

2024 Reading List Monthly Update: April

Books read in April of 2024:

"Great Cities of the Ancient World" (L. Sprague de Camp) 4-3-24
"Terminal Boredom" (Izumi Suzuki) 4-12-24
"Dragon Palace" (Hiromi Kawakami) 4-16-24
"Alexander the Great: His Life and Mysterious Death" (Anthony Everitt) 4-21-24
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2024 Reading List Total:

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1. "The Explosion of a Chandelier" (Damian Murphy) 1-7-24
2. "Empire of the Sun" (J.G. Ballard) 1-11-24
3. "The Consolation of Philosophy" (Boethius) 1-14-24
4. "CAW: Colossal Abandoned World" (James Champagne) 1-17-24
5. "The Green Fly and Other Stories" (Robert Scheffer) 1-19-24
6. "Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again" (Shigeru Kayama) 1-22-24
7. "Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982" (Cho Nam-joo) 1-27-24
8. "The Planetary Omnibus" (Warren Ellis) 1-28-24
9. "A Song in the Night" (Daniel Mills) 1-31-24 
10. "The Princess of Darkness" (Rachilde) 2-13-24
11. "i'm still growing" (Josiah Morgan) 2-15-24
12. "Winona" (Robert Rich) 2-16-24
13. "Alexandria: The City That Changed The World" (Islam Issa) 2-21-24
14. "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" (Mindy Kaling) 2-27-24
15. "Self-Portraits" (Osamu Dazai) 2-27-24
16. "The Siren's Lament: Essential Stories" (Jun'ichirō Tanizaki) 3-10-24
17. "The Secret History with Related Texts" (Prokopios) 3-13-24
18. "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" (Marie Kondo) 3-14-24
19. "Crampton" (Thomas Ligotti & Brandon Trenz) 3-16-24 +
20. "Stitches" (Hirokatsu Kihara + Junji Ito) 3-26-24
21. "Artists and Their Cats" (Alison Nastasi) 3-28-24
22. "Great Cities of the Ancient World" (L. Sprague de Camp) 4-3-24
23. "Terminal Boredom" (Izumi Suzuki) 4-12-24
24. "Dragon Palace" (Hiromi Kawakami) 4-16-24
25. "Alexander the Great: His Life and Mysterious Death" (Anthony Everitt) 4-21-24

*= book I have read at least once in the past

+= book I have read before, but not this reprint/edition/translation

Currently Reading: 

"The Antichrist: A New Biography" (Philip C. Almond) 

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Bathroom Reads #6: SEINFELDIA by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong

 

In a previous entry in this series, I talked about my interest in 90s sitcoms, especially the NBC "Big Three" of FRASIER, FRIENDS and SEINFELD. The latter show is the subject of today's blog entry. Of the three aforementioned shows, I believe it was SEINFELD that we first latched onto, sometime around mid-season 5: the first episode we ever saw was "The Stall," so this would be sometime in 1994 (shortly after that we began watching FRASIER, then late into its first season, while FRIENDS we would not start to watch until sometime in season 4: by "we" I mean me and my brothers). By this point in time SEINFLED had become syndicated, so we were able to catch up with the past episodes we had missed very easily. One thing I remember about this time in my life was it was that pre-to-early high school period where we were still getting sent to bed at 9 p.m., which meant that our parents would tape new episodes of the show on VCR  and we'd watch it the following day: sometimes when I was falling asleep I could hear the show playing downstairs, and I can distinctly remember hearing (before watching) that season 6 episode where Kramer loudly passes a kidney stone while at the circus. I also remember that SEINFELD was very popular with my fellow students during my high school days, and how it would often be discussed in class the day after each new show aired. And certainly I remember the hysteria and media frenzy when the show announced it was going off the air in 1998. At that time in my life, I couldn't really appreciate the impact it had on the sitcom as a medium: certainly on some level I was aware that it was a very different type of show than the 80s sitcoms I was more familiar with (PERFECT STRANGERS, FAMILY MATTERS) in that it seemed to have zero interest in putting across a moral message, and also the complexity and intertwined nature of each episode's plotlines. I would come to appreciate all that years later, but back in the day, all I really cared about was that I found it funny and it made me laugh. 

I'm not quite sure when it was that I got Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's book SEINFELDIA: HOW A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING CHANGED EVERYTHING. It might have been shortly before the pandemic, or maybe shortly after it started: anyway, I got the book at work one night a couple of years ago. At around 300 pages with fairly large print it's a brisk and breezy read, covering how the show was conceived by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, the early seasons where it struggled to find its footing, its inconceivable rise to become one of the most popular TV shows of all-time, and the effect it had on pop culture as a whole. In my opinion it only has one big flaw: while Armstrong interviews many people associated with the show (chiefly the writers, along with assorted network executives, or people with some link to the show, like the guy who played the Soup Nazi, or Kenny Kramer, who inspired the show Kramer), she didn't interview any of the show's four main stars or Larry David himself, so as a result the book, while affable in tone and very readable, can come off as a bit lightweight. But certainly it does a good job examining the impact the show had on 90s pop culture (and beyond). 

Monday, April 1, 2024

Bathroom Reads #5: FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON by James Hibberd

 


I began watching the GAME OF THRONES TV show in 2013, having purchased the DVD box set of the first season on a whim at the (now closed) Newbury Comics in Bellingham, Massachusetts (yeah, I had $60 to blow that day). I quickly became a big fan, not only of the TV show itself but also the book series that inspired it: shortly after I watched the first season I read the first book... then in the summer of 2013 I read the second book before watching the second season... then I read the remaining 3 books (in fact by the end of 2013 I had the entire 5 book series read) before watching season 3. At some point I got some of my younger brothers interested in the show as well, so I watched the first 3 seasons again (this time with them), and by the time we were done with that season 4 had just been released on DVD, so we caught that as well. By season 5 we started to watch the shows as they aired in real time (our dad subscribed to HBO for the two months or so they were on, then cancelled once the season was done, only to repeat the process the following year). At some point our parents also got interested so we watched the early seasons with them: as a result of all this I actually ended up seeing the first 3 seasons 3 times and saw seasons 4, 5 and 6 twice. It's a period of my life I'm quite nostalgic about: I remember, from season 5 on, how after each watching each new episode I would go onto various web forums and see how the fanbase had reacted to it, places like the Westeros forums and the (now sadly defunct) Watchers on the Wall site, along with reading reviews of the episodes from various websites that did such things, like ROLLING STONE and the A.V. CLUB. I also began to collect some of the other media that spun off from the show, such as the trading card sets and the CD soundtracks and also some of the associated books (while on the subject, I HIGHLY recommend GAME OF THRONES: THE COSTUMES by Michele Clapton, which is just a beautiful book). It's gotten to the point that a lot of my friends like to tease me about my obsession with the show, and it's hard for me to pinpoint just why I fell for it: I think some big things were the show's quasi-medieval look/feel and also the fact that it had a big ensemble cast: I like shows and books and movies with big ensemble casts (one reason why I've gravitated to THE OFFICE (American version) in recent years). And in all actuality it was a very well-made show, with (mostly) impeccable production values, great sets, incredible costumes... I remember how one of my friends at the time, the now sadly deceased Kevin Killian, once told me he was really impressed because the show really put its money on the screen. 

One fairly recent associated book is FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON by James Hibberd. Unlike some of the other books I've featured in this series, this book I read in an official context, when it first came out in the autumn of 2020, so as a result it shows up in my reading lists. It's one of those "oral history" pop culture books which I notice have become increasingly popular: in recent years I've also got one for the making of David Lynch's DUNE, DAZED & CONFUSED, and STAR WARS (the latter of which I'll spotlight at some future point). With such books the author interviews a bunch of people associated with the show or movie in question, then breaks the quotes up into a chronological order. Such books tend to be breezily readable and the different viewpoints/contrasting opinions offered up by the contributors in regards to the pop culture artifact on discussion can be interesting to observe. In regards to FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON, Hibberd was EW's official GAME OF THRONES writer, and over the years he visited the show's sets many times and spoke to many of the people involved with the show. Some of the material that appeared in his EW articles reappear here (yes, I collected the EW GOT issues as well), but there's also lots of new interviews as well, not only with many members of the show's cast but also the people involved in the making of the show, from producers to the showrunners to even George RR Martin himself. It's well illustrated with over 80 color photographs, and provides some highly interesting observations: for example, we find out the reasons why the book character Lady Stoneheart was cut from the adaptation (reasons I agree with, incidentally). I know some people have accused Hibberd of being a shill and a bit too fawning when it comes to the showrunners, but really, considering how much over-the-top vitriol that has been directed at the show by the toxic fandom since its controversial conclusion in 2019, it's nice to see someone with something positive to say about it (speaking as someone whose defense of the show on the A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE reddit forums is notorious: yeah, if you see someone on there defending the show with the handle James_Champagne, it's me... needless to say, I get downvoted a lot, but I like to think I'm a well-informed and articulate defender, at least). 

Sunday, March 31, 2024

2024 Reading List Monthly Update: March

Books read in March of 2024:

"The Siren's Lament: Essential Stories" (Jun'ichirō Tanizaki) 3-10-24
"The Secret History with Related Texts" (Prokopios) 3-13-24
"The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" (Marie Kondo) 3-14-24
"Crampton" (Thomas Ligotti & Brandon Trenz) 3-16-24 +
"Stitches" (Hirokatsu Kihara + Junji Ito) 3-26-24
"Artists and Their Cats" (Alison Nastasi) 3-28-24
-

2024 Reading List Total:

-

1. "The Explosion of a Chandelier" (Damian Murphy) 1-7-24
2. "Empire of the Sun" (J.G. Ballard) 1-11-24
3. "The Consolation of Philosophy" (Boethius) 1-14-24
4. "CAW: Colossal Abandoned World" (James Champagne) 1-17-24
5. "The Green Fly and Other Stories" (Robert Scheffer) 1-19-24
6. "Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again" (Shigeru Kayama) 1-22-24
7. "Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982" (Cho Nam-joo) 1-27-24
8. "The Planetary Omnibus" (Warren Ellis) 1-28-24
9. "A Song in the Night" (Daniel Mills) 1-31-24 
10. "The Princess of Darkness" (Rachilde) 2-13-24
11. "i'm still growing" (Josiah Morgan) 2-15-24
12. "Winona" (Robert Rich) 2-16-24
13. "Alexandria: The City That Changed The World" (Islam Issa) 2-21-24
14. "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" (Mindy Kaling) 2-27-24
15. "Self-Portraits" (Osamu Dazai) 2-27-24
16. "The Siren's Lament: Essential Stories" (Jun'ichirō Tanizaki) 3-10-24
17. "The Secret History with Related Texts" (Prokopios) 3-13-24
18. "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" (Marie Kondo) 3-14-24
19. "Crampton" (Thomas Ligotti & Brandon Trenz) 3-16-24 +
20. "Stitches" (Hirokatsu Kihara + Junji Ito) 3-26-24
21. "Artists and Their Cats" (Alison Nastasi) 3-28-24

*= book I have read at least once in the past

+= book I have read before, but not this reprint/edition/translation

Currently Reading: 

"Great Cities of the Ancient World" (L. Sprague de Camp) 

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Bathroom Reads #4: THE BIG LEBOWSKI: THE MAKING OF A COEN BROTHERS FILM by William Preston Robertson


Sometime around 1997/1998, I became very interested in the world of indie films, mainly through my discovery of the work of Quentin Tarantino. Luckily, the 1990s was a great decade for indie films in general, and from Tarantino I went on to explore the work of other directors such as David Lynch, Mary Harron, and, of course, the Coen Brothers. The first Coen Brothers film I ever saw was FARGO, sometime in the spring of 1998, around the same time that this book, THE BIG LEBOWSKI: THE MAKING OF A COEN BROTHERS FILM had been released. As there weren't many Coen Brothers books available at that time (aside from the screenplays, that is), I naturally purchased a copy, even though at that point I still hadn't even seen THE BIG LEBOWSKI, or a few of the other Coen Brothers films that predated it (such as BLOOD SIMPLE and HUDSUCKER PROXY)... though by the autumn of 1998, around the time I started freshmen year in college, I had eventually caught up with all of their older work and, of course, THE BIG LEBOWSKI itself, which I believe I rented in August 1998, after returning home from a vacation in Montreal. 

This book was written by William Preston Robertson (and edited by Tricia Cooke, Ethan Coen's wife). Robertson, a friend of the Coens from their college days (and who also provided some voicework for their films: he did the voice of the radio evangelist in BLOOD SIMPLE, for example), decided to devote an entire book to detailing a typical Coen Brothers film production, and this was the result. After a fascinating introductory chapter providing some information on the origins and early life of the Coen Brothers, he then devotes the rest of the text to showing how THE BIG LEBOWSKI was made, starting from the concept, to how the script was written, to interviews with not only the Coen Brothers but also the cinematographer (Roger Deakins), the production designer (Rick Heinrichs) and the costume designer (Mary Zophres). It's a quick and breezy read (not even 200 pages long), and unlike some of the other books I've covered in these entries I can usually finish it off in a week of bathroom visits. There are also a lot of photographs, plus many examples of storyboard illustrations and sketches for the costumes. 

The funny thing is, though, I'm not even a super-huge fan of THE BIG LEBOWSKI, and find the cult that has accumulated around it over the last two decades baffling. Don't get me wrong, it's still an enjoyable and well-made movie, very amusing at times and well-casted (and with a killer soundtrack to boot), but of the 10 or so Coen Brothers films I've seen I'm not even sure I would place it in their top 5. Perhaps the issue is that I find it a bit too self-consciously "zany" or "wacky" for my tastes (I have the same problem with RAISING ARIZONA incidentally) and I tend to gravitate more towards their darker or more somber works (BARTON FINK, MILLER'S CROSSING, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, and so on... though I am super-fond of THE HUDSUCKER PROXY, which I guess is also pretty "zany" and "wacky"). 

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Bathroom Reads #3: GOODBYE 20TH CENTURY: A BIOGRAPHY OF SONIC YOUTH by David Browne


I purchased David Browne's GOODBYE 20TH CENTURY: A BIOGRAPHY OF SONIC YOUTH at the Barnes & Noble I work at back in the year it was published, which was 2008. I first began listening to Sonic Youth in college, maybe around the year 2001 or thereabouts, and for many years I considered myself a casual fan of the band at best, but over the last two decades they've grown on me, to the extent that this year I finally placed them on my "Top 10 Favorite Bands" list. One of the things that fascinates me about Sonic Youth (and which this book covers to some degree) is that they really weren't typical rock stars, in that they avoided excesses of sex and drugs, and followed a very frugal business model (the book mentions their interest in achieving modest record sales yet a fiercely loyal fan base, having creative autonomy, and maintaining longevity). Also, much like another artist that I covered in these installments (Alfred Hitchcock), the band were more observers than participants. The underground filmmaker Richard Kern makes the same observation in this book: he compared the band to being like Andy Warhol at the Silver Factory, saying that, in contrast to the freaky underground types they rubbed elbows with, outside of the chaos of their art the band were more like levelheaded businessmen with traditional/conservative middle class lifestyles: in this way, I can see a bit of myself in the band's approach to art and life (while on the subject, I also relate to their obsession with pop culture, and how it seems that the things they were into were either really super-mainstream and popular or super underground and obscure, with little middle ground: in some ways I myself am of the same aesthetic temperament). 

Browne (a former rock critic) does a very good job at writing a (nearly complete) biography of the band. Not only did he interview at length the four primary band members, but also many of their former band members, business associates, record label executives, and celebrity pals: everyone from Michael Gira to Lydia Lunch to Sofia Coppola to Chloe Sevigny. He also made the decision to divide the book into three parts, each dealing with a different era of the band's career. The first (and longest) part, "Rise," deals with the backgrounds of the different band members, the band's origins, and the recording of their earliest albums up to the classic DAYDREAM NATION and their signing with the Geffen record label: this section really captures the nihilism and grime of the early 80s NYC No Wave scene. Part Two, "Infiltration," mainly covers the first half of the 1990s and the peak of the band's brief flirtation with the mainstream: in some ways this is usually my favorite section to read, which is weird because I find much of the band's 90s output fairly weak (with a few exceptions). Part Three, "Refuge," covers the rest of the 90s and up to what was then the present day, concluding with the band releasing their second to last studio album (RATHER RIPPED) and transformation into "elder counterculture statesmen." 

Sometimes I do wish, though, that Browne had worked on the book a few more years before it was published. Had he waited until 2009, he could have included material on the band's final studio album, THE ETERNAL. Had he waited until 2011, he could have also written about the band's final concerts and eventual dissolution, which would have made his book then a complete history of the band, from beginning to end. As it stands now, it feels a bit incomplete, though of course, the year he had finished writing it (2007), he would have had no clue that the band would break up just four years later (and certainly at the time the band had no inkling about this themselves). Also, considering the bad blood that poisoned the band following Thurston Moore's affair with Eva Prinz (an affair which began, as far as I can tell, in 2010), perhaps the band would not have been as candid and forthcoming in their interviews with the author. Interestingly enough, despite the fact that Prinz had been in the Sonic Youth orbit for a number of years by that point, there's no reference to her in the book itself, save for an otherwise cryptic reference to former band member Jim O'Rourke's "problematic personal relationship at home." 

I've long felt that the mark of a good music book is that it makes you want to go out and relisten to the albums it covers after you read about them. When doing my annual readthrough of this book this year, I decided to relisten to all 15 of the Sonic Youth studio albums. Some of these albums I've heard many, many times... a few of them only a handful. In any event, and not counting their various side projects (THE WHITEY ALBUM), EPs, SYR releases or other offshoots, if I had to rank their albums from best to worst, it would probably be like this: 

1. Murray Street (2002)

2. Daydream Nation (1988)

3. Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star (1994)

4. The Eternal (2009)

5. Evol (1986)

6. Sonic Nurse (2004)

7. Sister (1987)

8. Rather Ripped (2006)

9. Dirty (1992)

10. Washing Machine (1995)

11. Confusion Is Sex (1983)

12. Bad Moon Rising (1985)

13. A Thousand Leaves (1998)

14. NYC Ghosts & Flowers (2000)

15. Goo (1990)

Thursday, February 29, 2024

2024 Reading List Monthly Update: February

Books read in February of 2024:

"The Princess of Darkness" (Rachilde) 2-13-24
"i'm still growing" (Josiah Morgan) 2-15-24
"Winona" (Robert Rich) 2-16-24
"Alexandria: The City That Changed The World" (Islam Issa) 2-21-24
"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" (Mindy Kaling) 2-27-24
"Self-Portraits" (Osamu Dazai) 2-27-24
-

2024 Reading List Total:

-

1. "The Explosion of a Chandelier" (Damian Murphy) 1-7-24
2. "Empire of the Sun" (J.G. Ballard) 1-11-24
3. "The Consolation of Philosophy" (Boethius) 1-14-24
4. "CAW: Colossal Abandoned World" (James Champagne) 1-17-24
5. "The Green Fly and Other Stories" (Robert Scheffer) 1-19-24
6. "Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again" (Shigeru Kayama) 1-22-24
7. "Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982" (Cho Nam-joo) 1-27-24
8. "The Planetary Omnibus" (Warren Ellis) 1-28-24
9. "A Song in the Night" (Daniel Mills) 1-31-24 
10. "The Princess of Darkness" (Rachilde) 2-13-24
11. "i'm still growing" (Josiah Morgan) 2-15-24
12. "Winona" (Robert Rich) 2-16-24
13. "Alexandria: The City That Changed The World" (Islam Issa) 2-21-24
14. "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" (Mindy Kaling) 2-27-24
15. "Self-Portraits" (Osamu Dazai) 2-27-24

*= book I have read at least once in the past

+= book I have read before, but not this reprint/edition/translation

Currently Reading: 

"The Secret History" (Prokopios) 


Tuesday, February 27, 2024

My List of Publications (in Chronological Order)

 

* = uncollected short story

 Confusion (novel) 2006 (self-published via iUniverse)

“Kali Yuga” (short story) 2007 (appeared in Userlands: New Fiction Writers from the Blogging Underground, Akashic Books, edited by Dennis Cooper) *

Grimoire (short story collection) 2012 (published by Rebel Satori Press)

“The Doubly Nature of Louis Wain” (article) 2012 (appeared in the zine Yuck ‘n Yum, edited by Ben Robinson)

“The Withering Echo” (short story) 2014 (appeared in Mighty in Sorrow: A Tribute to David Tibet & Current 93, Dynatox Ministries, edited by Jordan Krall)

Autopsy of an Eldritch City (short story collection) 2015 (published by Rebel Satori Press; included illustrations by O.B. De Alessi)

“Chaoskampf” (short story) 2016 (appeared in Marked to Die: A Tribute to Mark Samuels, Snuggly Books, edited by Justin Isis) *

“XYschaton” (short story) 2018 (appeared in Drowning in Beauty: the Neo-Decadent Anthology, Snuggly Books, edited by Justin Isis) *

Harlem Smoke (novel) 2019 (published by Snuggly Books)

The Man Who Murdered His Muse (chapbook) 2019 (published by Eibonvale Press) *

“The Book of the Cobwebbed Ones” (short story) 2019 (appeared in the zine The Call #2, edited by Ben Robinson) *

“Dreamachine” (short story) 2019 (appeared in The Man From DÃŒsseldorf: A Tribute to Claus Laufenburg, Snuggly Books, edited by Brendan Connell) *

“Providence Spleen” (short story) 2023 (appeared in Neo-Decadent Evangelion, Zagava, edited by Justin Isis) *

CAW: Colossal Abandoned World (chapbook) 2023 (published by Zagava) *

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Reminisces of a Bookseller at his 20 year Anniversary

Yesterday marked my 20 year anniversary as an employee of the Barnes & Noble company (specifically, store 2829 in Bellingham, Massachusetts). I began working there on February 24, 2004 (for the curious, the particular Barnes & Noble I work at first opened its doors to the public in 1996). This was around 7 months after I had graduated from Rhode Island College, and my father (who managed a different Barnes & Noble at that time) pulled some strings to get me an interview there. The interview was conducted by my first manager, Bambi (still my favorite manager of all the ones I had there, mainly out of a sense of loyalty: she was the one who hired me, after all), and even though this interview was strictly a formality I still took it super-seriously. I knew at the time that some people might have pointed out that I got the job via nepotism so I made sure that first year in particular to work super-hard, and indeed in all my years there I’ve almost never coasted or shirked my duties. I was also told early on to not discuss politics with both customers and co-workers, which is advice I’ve almost always followed to the letter (of course, this didn’t stop customers or fellow co-workers with trying to rope me into such discussions, but I would usually defer with some generic Warholism such as “Wow” or “Oh yeah?” or “Gee” whenever the topic arose).

I still remember that first shift well. It was a sunny Tuesday. Earlier in the day I dropped by the job I was leaving (the Stop & Shop supermarket in North Smithfield, where I had worked part-time for 7 years, starting in the spring of 1997) where I formally resigned from my duties. Then later on in the day I drove to work for the first time (it was a route I knew well as I had shopped at the bookstore in question in the past). I didn’t have a tape deck in my car then so I was forced to listen to the radio: I remember that as I arrived at the store “All Apologies” by Nirvana was playing. I spent most of that first shift either in the manager’s office (where the assistant manager on duty walked me through the paperwork), or seated in the café flipping through the various employee handbooks and taking voluminous notes on yellow lined office paper. I remember during my 15 minute break I was given a tour of the store where I met most of my co-workers (almost none of whom work there anymore, with one exception), and in my 30 minute meal break I went to the Newbury Comics across the street where I purchased A.R.E. Weapon’s 2003 self-titled debut album. By the time my meal was done the store was almost closed for the day, so I spent the remainder of my shift cleaning up in the kids section (or more accurately trying to clean as I still didn’t know where everything went). The following day, my second shift, I got my nametag and ID number, and was instructed how to both scan and shelve books. I can even remember one of the books I shelved that second day: the first ERAGON novel.
Initially I was hired to work in the Children’s department fulltime, and that’s mostly what I did my first year in 2004, though there were some shifts where I had to cashier (which I hated doing then, and still hate today: in fact these days I'm more a cashier than anything else, which I'm very unhappy about). It was pretty chill, one of the only stressful events being the one time where the Kids Lead was out and I was forced to do the children’s story time event (the book in question being DON’T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS). Towards the end of the year (around the time that GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS was released) I was promoted to a Lead position, and got my own “Zone” that I had to maintain every month: this Zone was comprised of Games, Humor, Computers, Science & Technology, Nature, Pets, Sports, Study Notes, Reference, Language, Audio Books, Travel, Law, Weddings, Self-Improvement, Home Reference, and Gardening. In many ways that time period I was a Lead (mainly 2005-2007) I kind of see as the store’s Golden Era... I used to enjoy having my own section to maintain, and we had a really great staff: most of the people working at the time were my age and it was a really motley crew of snarky wise-asses and (loveable) malcontents, who were really fun to work with: I had a lot in common with many of my co-workers back then and was much more sociable. But sometime around 2007-2008 they phased out the Lead positions, which always saddened me: the Lead position struck me as a nice middle ground for employees who wanted more responsibilities, yet didn’t want to be managers. For a time I worked as the Newsstand Lead (indeed, I still kind of see the Newsstand as “my” department even though I haven’t worked in it all that much these last few years now), but around 2010-2011 they got rid of that position as well... I think that’s around the time I switched to working part-time, for various reasons. Essentially, for the last 13 years or so I’ve kind of been a jack-of-all-trades, doing everything from cashiering to shelving to zoning to organizational tasks... you name it. Hell, sometimes when the mood struck me and the stars were right I’ve even hand sold books or memberships. The only thing I’ve NEVER done is work in café.
There have been a couple of memorable shifts over the years. The MOST memorable and craziest one was the midnight release party for the sixth Harry Potter book in July of 2005. Maybe I’ll talk about that one some other time. The BREAKING DAWN one in 2008 was nuts as well. I do remember though how different the store was back then, compared to what it later became. Like initially we had no info desk, just various computer kiosks scattered around the store (one of them being located right near Newsstand). Or how when I first started working there the Manga section was just a shelf or two: now it’s like 8 bookcases. Before everything got computerized, we would get a big binder in every month listing all the various projects that needed to be completed, and every day people would have to sign off on what carts they shelved or what sections they zoned... there was more accountability, then. Or how we used to do two children’s story times each week, and would sometimes have costumed characters. We used to sell newspapers, and my first year there we had a book club devoted to Wicca, Tarot and the New Age. We also had a bigger staff: we used to have two people shelving every morning, always had 2 cashiers working the registers, always had two fulltime people in Receiving. At the store’s height (in 2008) we once had a staff of around 45 people... now it’s not even 20. There was a shift last year where I found myself alone on the sales floor for a time, where I had to run the register, open that day’s shipment, shelve that day’s shipment, answer the phone, and help the customers. I remember thinking, “You’re one person trying to do four jobs at once. This isn’t fun anymore. Maybe it’s time to leave.” (I also thought this when I recently cashed out a young woman in her twenties who told me she remembered seeing me when she visited the store with her parents as a child, which made me feel very old).
Other random memories: the customer who was looking for a book by the author “Aesop Fables.” The time that the TWILIGHT books were so huge that Teen Romance briefly got retitled Teen Paranormal Romance. The time our store had a yellowjacket infiltration a few years ago (I still shiver thinking about that one). The time we got our first Nook eReader demo device and had to stand by it at all times as if we were guarding some holy relic. Laughing at crank calls and the woodenly acted corporate training videos we had to watch every now and then. Taking part in the annual Inventory and the hectic holiday seasons. Some of the more annoying customers, like the old guy who was constantly having us order obscure bibles (and then never buying them). And of course, some various old friends no longer there anymore, be it old co-workers (like Sean Winters) or promotional fixtures I had a fondness for, such as the Mass Market Paperback Tower, the Newsstand Power Column, and the New Release Hardcover Octagon table.
Over the course of my 20 years at B&N, I’ve maintained an extensive archive of related documents and artifacts related to my time at the store, which I’ve kept in a manila folder and a small Ziploc bag (these two storage devices then being placed in a much larger Ziploc bag). Included in these archives are employee handbooks (featuring the iconic author portraits drawn by Canadian artist Mark Summers, whose work also used to appear on our bags and on framed prints on our walls, back in the old days), the initial notes I took my first day on the job, promotional flyers for store events and Nook devices, thank you cards from management, many of my annual performance reviews (mainly from 2007, 2009, 2010-2015, 2017-2019, and 2022 + 2023), product placement maps, holiday employee guides, many of the staff recommendation cards I filled out over the years, weekly instore newsletters, old nametags, awards, and other miscellaneous items. The instore newsletters in particular make up a large portion of the archives. When I first started working there in 2004, the newsletter was named “What’s Up In The Store,” though in 2005 it was changed to “For The Love Of Books.” Newsletters were discontinued in 2006-2007, though 2008 and 2009 saw a new one start up, “The Store 2829 Weekly” (also later known as “The New 2829 Weekly”). This was later replaced by the short-lived “Barnes & Noble Store 2829 Newsletter,” later replaced again by “The Nameless Newsletter,” which mainly ran in 2011 and sporadically in 2012 and 2014 (and which was put together by another of my old managers, Melissa Rivard Lavendier). But there haven’t been any newsletters since 2014, for almost a decade now. Anyway, I’ve decided to share some pictures of my archive below.
In any event, now that I’ve hit 20 years, I’ve decided to get serious about looking for a new job. I’ve begun updating my resume and looking into various websites like Indeed and so on. Towards the end of 2022, during a somewhat contentious annual review, I told management that after my 20th year I would be leaving, though in my performance review last year I told them I wouldn’t be leaving on the very day I hit 20 years: that I would stay on for a short spell afterwards while seeking work elsewhere, as I wanted to give them fair warning. Maybe some other day I’ll post some more about why I want to leave, though for now, it will suffice to say that what it boils down to is a feeling of stagnation/burnout that results from working at the same place for two decades, a desire to prove that I can do something besides retail, disagreements with how the company is currently being run, things like that. Also, looking back at my first shift, I remembered there’s something fun about starting a new job: meeting new people, getting used to a new building, learning new responsibilities, and so on. I kind of miss that. My first year on the job, my boss Bambi asked me what the hell I was doing there, that I was too smart to be wasting my life in retail. I told her at the time that for me B&N was a stepping stone and after 5 years I’d probably move on. 5 years turned to 20. But it’s time to move on. And what better year to take a leap than a leap year?

The Ziploc bag housing my Barnes & Noble archive


The employee handbook I got on my very first day, and my original nametag (long retired)


These were the notes I took about my job duties my very first shift at the store


My 5, 10, and 15 year anniversary brooches and other miscellanea (supposedly a few years ago the company stopped doing brooches and switched to paper certificates)


A small sampling of the various staff rec cards I filled out over the years


The very last staff rec card I ever filled out, during last year's holiday season



Cards from various Bookseller Appreciation Weeks. A shame they left out "perverted," "sickly" and "bitchy"


Some (not all) of the various seasonal thank you cards I've gotten from the store over the years


The 2011 Holiday Employee Guide... from back when the store still held such meetings (always in November)


Newsletters from 2004-2005


This was the very first newsletter I got, which mentioned my hiring. I very quickly let it be known that I do. Not. Like. Being. Called. Jim.


Some of the Nameless Newsletters


More Newsletters


Newsletter announcing when I won the "Employee of the Month" contest (got a $50 gift card)


Some papers from various Harry Potter midnight release parties